i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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