is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
