We're facebook friends in real life
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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