Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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