I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
