Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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