It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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