I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Drunk is not a location!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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