Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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