Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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