Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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