I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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