Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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