i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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