I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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