Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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