these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
