dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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