My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
