Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
"it" just moved
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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