North Korea, Best Korea!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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