Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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