Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
this boner is exhausting
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You are a genius and a whore.
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