i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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