is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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