Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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