He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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