Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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