I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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