BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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