im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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