Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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