I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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