my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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