I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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