Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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