we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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