So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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