I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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