Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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