Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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