I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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