Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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