The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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