Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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