but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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