Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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