is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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