ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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