escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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