he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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