As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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