Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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